“A spoiling Cotswold country hotel for couples and families alike, with 2 pools, kids zone, huge grounds and superb spa”
Muted, spacious and very comfy bedrooms are scattered across the main building - a 700-year-old farmhouse - and its outhouses, linked by scrunching gravel paths and privet hedges. Family suites offer separate kids' rooms (many bunk-bedded), plus a 5-star selection of books and DVDs. With 200 (unfailingly cheery) staff and 2 (Merc-filled) car parks, it's a little larger and pricier than some of our Cotswold boltholes, but worth every penny.
- For us: sitting in the outdoor hot tub, champagne in hand, while our son did (supervised) den building in the woods
- For our neighbours: moonlit strolls in the grounds, and spoiling breakfasts in goosedown beds next morning
- For others, the activities: tennis, electric bikes and clay-pigeon shooting (some need advance booking)
- We enjoyed the smiley-but-never-smarmy service
- When we first reviewed we found our dinner at the Gumstool a little disappointing, however, when we revisited in 2018 we had an excellent meal at the Conservatory
- On arrival, the signposted gravel driveways can make it feel larger than it is
- Spa treatments can get booked up quickly so make appointments in advance
- The outdoor pool is only open in the summer months (May-Sept)
Best time to go
Our top tips
- Luxury Hotel
- 2 restaurants (open daily)
- All ages welcome
- Open all year
- Pet Friendly
- Disabled Access
- Beach Nearby
- Off-street Parking
- Restaurants Nearby
- Air Conditioning
- Guest Lounge
- Tennis Court
- Bicycles Available
35 rooms and suites are spread across the main building and several barns and stables, family rooms being in the latter. Decor is tasteful and muted with Farrow and Ball olives, wall-to-wall beige carpets, Hypnos-mattressed kingsize beds, halogen spots and bendy-stalked reading lamps. Some sit under sloping eaves, a few boast ancient beams; all have generous limestone-tiled bathrooms with, in most cases, a walk-in shower as well as tub.
Some rooms are on 2 levels: romantic bedroom hideaway upstairs, bathroom with groovy teak-clad tub below. Family Pads get a bunk- or twin-bedded kids' room with its own DVD and inbuilt listening monitor. All are excellently equipped - Aromatherapy Associates toiletries, goose-feather duvets and Roberts DABs. Smallish windows overlook green fields - a couple of rooms are on the dark side - but you can count on "the snuggliest beds in the world" (to quote our son).
- Central heating
- Coffee / tea making
- Cots Available
- DVD player
- Extra beds
- Safe box
Walk through the magic door from reception and you find yourself in a genteel country pub - flagged floors, leather armchairs by the fire, Butcombe and Hooky on tap. The Gumstool Inn offers a mix of locally sourced pub grub (Gloucester sausages with mash and shallots) and fancier bistro fare (Jerusalem artichoke risotto with porcini), though don't expect haute cuisine or exotic flavours here; our shank of lamb was rather bland.
For classier fare, book at the Conservatory Restaurant, where an army of waiters glides among candlelit tables bringing Gruyère tarts, fig and feta salads or wood-roasted sea bass with red pepper ragout. Parents can switch on their room monitor and relax, or even book a baby-sitter to do bedtimes - it's less than the cost of a main dish. Wines range from £20 "everyday drinkers" to classic Chablis and magnums of Moet.
Breakfast, a 3-table buffet supplemented by good cooked dishes ("create-your-own" omelette, smoked-salmon eggs Benedict), sees Boden-clad toddlers frantically colouring in while their parents compare Playzone schedules. Staff are valiant, the mood benign; no disapproving looks here.
- Children's meals
- Coffee / tea making
- Room service
- You could spend several happy days within the hotel: there are 2 pools (one indoor, one out), 2 all-weather tennis courts, a 3km jogging trail around the perimeter, electric bikes to borrow, not to mention a fully-fledged spa with hot tub, gym and free daily activities (pilates, yoga - but you'll need to book ahead)
- Kids will love the Playzone - perfect for pre-schoolers, with crafts, creche and matronly carers; older kids can head up to the Mez for Playstations, Wii and cinema screenings (book ahead)
- In warm weather, head for the Cotswold Water Park, a mini lake district of fens and lakes, brooks and beavers; there are beach-style banks and high rope adventures, kayaks and birdwatching trails
- If it's wet, head to the antiques mecca of Tetbury : vintage clothes at Qetty Bang Bang, superb lunches at The Ormond and, at the Highgrove Shop, a huge range of organic foods and plants from the Prince of Wales' country home (with planning, you can book a tour of his gardens)
Activities on site or nearby include:
- Clay pigeon shooting
- Mountain biking
- Tennis coaching
- Well being
- Wine tasting
This place will spoil families rotten - not just little ones, but parents too. The kids' activities are so good (there's a Saturday morning cooking workshop every week for example) that you won't feel guilty slinking off to the spa; the listening service so reliable that you can really relax over a grown-up dinner. Judging from the families staying during October half-term, it's more popular with toddlers and junior-schoolers than with older kids. Additional activities are arranged for school holidays.
Babies (0-1 years), Toddlers (1-4 years), Children (4-12 years)
Family friendly accommodation:
11 spacious family bedrooms and suites are situated around a flower-filled courtyard in an electronically secured building. Generous Rooms have a double bed and 2 truckle beds in one large space. Family Pads have a separate kids' room, either twin- or bunk-bedded. We stayed in Beverstone and loved it - the books and toys selected for our son were spot on! The Generous Family Pads occupy 2 levels (gated, of course) and boast their own small garden; The Tetbury gets a separate sitting room too. All can fit a cot.
Playzone staff offer evening baby-sitting at very reasonable rates
All family rooms and family pads have a built-in monitor
- Baby Boxes with changing mats, sterilisers and more
- Baby bedding
- Stair gates
Remember baby and child equipment may be limited or need pre-booking
The Playzone (open daily) caters for all ages up to 16; you'll need to book ahead at busy times. The crèche is run by qualified nannies and packed with Hasbro toys. For pre- and early-schoolers, additional activities such as crafts are offered during the holidays; our 6-year-old loved his supervised den-building in the hotel's own woods. For older children, the Mez (mezzanine) has computers, Playstations, XBoxes, Wii consoles and its own 12-seater cinema
High tea is served in the Gumstool around 5.30, and if you come later there's a kids menu (tasty but not hugely imaginative, we thought)
Kids Activities on site:
- Playground with slides and timber towers for juniors
- Bake Time workshop every Saturday at 11am
- 2 all-weather tennis courts (must be pre-booked)
- Bicycles to borrow (all sizes)
- Indoor pool (restricted times) and outdoor pool (May-Sept)
- Pirate playship
- Woodland gymnasium
- Assault course
- Mini football pitch
- Nature trail
Kids Activities nearby:
Westonbirt Arboretum is on your doorstep, with some great family trails as well as truly stunning colours in autumn. Cotswold Water Park, Berkeley Castle and Slimbridge Wildfowl Centre are not much further
- Hospital: 10 minutes
- Shops: 10 minutes
Calcot & Spa is in the Cotswolds, 3 miles (5km) from the town of Tetbury in Gloucestershire.
It's easily reached via the M5 (J13) or the M4 (J18) - about 2 hours' drive from west London, or 1 hour's drive from Bristol.
Trains from London Paddington serve Kemble Station (11 miles / 17 km from the hotel) in 1.5 hours. The hotel can arrange a transfer from London Heathrow (about 1.5 hours)
Detailed directions will be sent to you when you book through i-escape.com.
More on getting to the UK and getting around
- Bristol 60.0 km BRS
- London Heathrow 150.0 km LHR
- Beach 75.0 km
- Shops 5.0 km
- Restaurant 3.0 km