“Eclectic, shabby-chic rooms and a friendly mellow mood on Jamaica's undeveloped southern coast”
We were greeted by a spectacular sunset, which, combined with a remote reggae bass and knockout cocktail from Dougie's Bar, quickly lulled us into an easy submission. By day, the saltwater pool, wonderful treatments in the Driftwood Spa, sun decks, and low-key restaurants will keep you amused, but there's also plenty to see off-site, with many excellent tours run by the local community (fishing, biking, boat rides to the Pelican Bar). The beautiful, undeveloped southern coastline is worth the trip alone, but it won't stay quiet for long...
- The colourful rooms are refreshingly devoid of slick modernism; they're quirkily decorated with bright interiors, and no two are the same
- Peacefully located off the tourist track with an interesting mix of well-travelled guests
- Wonderful staff, there's a real sense of family about the place
- Laid-back but with the essential luxuries - lots of space, running warm water, great food
- This the real Jamaica, without a high-rise in sight. You really interact with the locals, and their infectious music and happy spirit will lift your soul
- It's 2.5 hours from Montego Bay and expensive if you hire a private driver to get here
- No sandy beach at the hotel, though sandy Jack Sprat’s Beach is a 2-minute walk away, plus there are rip tides in the sea meaning it's best to swim in the pool
- It’s rustic and some rooms show lots of wear and tear, which is at odds with the price tag
- Mosquitoes can be a problem - rooms have nets and anti-mozzie candles, but bring DEET repellent
- Bear in mind that some of the properties are in Old Wharf, which is 10 minutes from Jake's
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Our top tips
- Beach Resort
- 20 rooms, 4 cottages, 3 villas
- Restaurant and bar
- All ages welcome
- Open all year
- Outdoor Pool
- Pet Friendly
- Disabled Access
- Beach Nearby
- Off-street Parking
- Restaurants Nearby
- Air Conditioning
- Guest Lounge
- Media room
- Communal TV
The rooms, cottages and villas are all named after sea creatures and designed in a carefree, eccentric style. You get thatched roofs, garden or sea views, colourful walls, lovely beds with mosquito nets, antique Jamaican furniture, local art and an abundance of striped cotton cushions. Bathroooms are a mixture - some showers, some tubs, either indoor or out. Be aware that water is heated by solar panels, so on overcast days it can be tepid.
There are 20 rooms at Jakes. The budget-friendly options are the standard ocean view rooms - Jellyfish and Starfish - and the standard garden view rooms - Conch and Coral; we'd say the sea view is worth the upgrade. There are also deluxe options: Seahorse and Cowrie - all with garden views - or Abalone, Cockles and Hammerhead - all with ocean views. Seapuss comes with additional perks like hammocks, verandas or four-poster beds, plus that all important sea view. Romantics will love the Honeymoon Suites: Octopussy 3 (which we stayed in) has a wonderful uninterrupted view of the sea, plus an outdoor bathroom with a shower and tub.
Groups of friends and families will like the cottages, all of which have self-catering facilities. Sweet Lip and Snapper are great value, each with 1 double and 1 twin room, plus indoor and outdoor dining, and a large wooden deck. Mussels has the bonus of a rooftop terrace.
There are also several larger villas and cottages located a short walk from the main site, in Old Wharf on the sands of Treasure Bay. Hope House features a star gazing deck, a Jacuzzi and an infinity pool, while the Calabash Bay Villa has private beach access, a fresh water pool and 3 dedicated staff and a daily chef. Calabash Bay Cottage, though smaller, also has a full kitchen and a housekeeper and butler. Largest is the Seaweed Luxury Villa sleeping up to 12! It has a games room, a private gym, a hot tub, a split level infinity pool and an outdoor bar and grill. We didn’t see these villas, but reports suggest they share the fun eclectic look of Jakes' hotel rooms.
- Bluetooth sound system
- Coffee / tea making
- Cots Available
- Extra beds
- Safe box
There are 2 main eateries. Both serve a la carte menus; no meals are included in the room rate.
At Jake's Restaurant, you can sit ocean-side or undercover in a cheery, colourful setting, and the imaginative seasonal menu is sourced from local fishermen and farmers. It changes daily and is simply chalked up on a board with several starters, mains and puddings. For lunch, try the smoked marlin dip and crackers, or delicious jerk pork. Dinner may include fresh kingfish (sold directly from the boat) or curry crab with grilled plantain and mango chutney, and homemade ice creams. Breakfast is a selection of continental and traditional Jamaican dishes such as papaya pancakes and peanut porridge, plus an array of fresh fruit.
Expect to find loads of people taking advantage of the beachside WiFi at Jack Sprat, with a seaside setting that's hard to beat: plenty of laptops alongside the legendary seafood and pizza. It also serves local Caribbean food, and has weekly BBQs with bonfires and local musicians playing.
There are also occasional farm and fisherfolk dinners, which take place on a long table by the beach. Room service is only available to the Octopussy Honeymoon suites. Picnics can be made for excursions with a little advance notice. Inspired by the food? The chefs offer Jamaican cooking lessons for up to 4 people - learn how to prepare traditional dishes, and work with local seasoning and spices. Drinkswise, Dougie’s Bar overlooking the pool, terrace and sea will quench your thirst; the rum punch is knockout, and the bar closes when the last guest leaves.
If your cottage has a kitchen, the hotel can shop for you, so that fresh produce is waiting on arrival, and for other meals local grocery stores are a short stroll away. You'll have a stove, toaster, blender and fridge-freezer; the larger villas also have a microwave.
If you fancy exploring the friendly little town of Treasure Beach (everyone will soon know your name), check out the small country eateries Diner's Delight, Pardy's Coffee House, Smurf Cafe and Wild Onion for a taste of authentic Jamaica with food sourced from local farmers. For something more quirky, Little Ochie is a short boat ride away. Here you'll find vintage fishing boats with thatched roofs, set on stilts at the sea's edge. Choose your sea catch from an icebox, and tell the kitchen how you'd like it cooked.
- Children's meals
- Coffee / tea making
- Organic produce
- Restaurants nearby
- Vegetarian menu
- Drift off in the Driftwood Spa, where treatments in 2 elegant oceanside rooms will take you down a notch. The signature Caribbean facial comes recommended, but the spicy wild ginger and lemongrass scrub sounds amazing, so you might need to treat yourself twice
- It’s very easy to stay by the saltwater pool and absorb the peace. But rouse yourself at least once...
- ... because a boat trip to The Pelican Bar is a must. It's a precarious-looking shack built on stilts ¾ mile out to sea (a 20-minute boat ride), but the welcome is warm, the beer is cool and the grilled fish lunch a treat. On the way you may even see dolphins. Reception can arrange a local boatman for you
- The Black River and YS Falls are a popular daytrip. There are 8 tiers of waterfalls, with natural swimming pools by each. Experienced local guides and transportation can be arranged
- Book a fishing expedition with the locals - you can help pull the fisherman’s traps or set your own line, and you're likely to catch snapper, jackfish, kingfish, tuna or grouper, which you can bring back to Jake's and ask the chef to cook it up for you
- Explore nearby beaches: Jack Spratt, Frenchman's, Calabash Bay and Old Wharf. All are prone to undertows so be aware of this, but they are all popular spots to bodyboard and snorkel
- Try Reggae-lates (reggae-infused pilates and yoga), or the Roots Rock Yoga in the Yoga Pavilion; there are sometimes yoga retreats here, too
- Visit the local craft co operatives - at House of Treasures the women make lovely bowls and bags; great holiday souvenirs
- Hike or bike past watermelons in a field, people sitting on their porch, houses decorated with wonderful shell work, and local men making fish pots
- There's birding an hour away at Belmont, which is towards Montego Bay
Activities on site or nearby include:
- Boat trips
- Cooking classes
- Private guided tours
- Well being
Jake's is fun, bohemian and just the right side of shabby-chic: your children's messiness won't stand out like a sore thumb, but it still feels like a treat to be here. Children are welcome and there are plenty of excursions for older children as well as a kids club and a large range of activities on and off site. While it is suitable for all ages, the hotel suggests that it's particularly good for teenagers.
Babies (0-1 years), Children (4-12 years), Teens (over 12)
Family friendly accommodation:
Most of the cottages or villas are ideal for families. Snapper, Sweet Lip and Mussels are located on site so are closer to amenities. Calabash Bay Cottage and the luxury villas are located off site so may be better for those with teenagers.
Babysitting is available and is an extra charge.
Baby monitors are available to borrow and have a 400ft range.
- Baby bedding
- High chair
- Night light
- Baby bath
- Car seats
- Bottle warming
Remember baby and child equipment may be limited or need pre-booking
The hotel's kids club is headed by a former Montessori teacher. Daily activities include trips to the park, arts and crafts, environmental beach walks to collect driftwood and seashells and board games. Hair braiding and mini mani-pedis are available for a small fee.
Food is available all day; the restaurant has special mealtimes for kids, kids menus, half portions and high chairs. The menu includes grilled cheese sandwiches, pizza, fish fillets, spaghetti, ice cream and smoothies. There are also child-friendly restaurants nearby.
Kids Activities on site:
- Saltwater pool with a shallow end
- Freshwater swimming pools (villas only)
- Outdoor playground
- Toys and books for ages 2-6 (others available on request)
- Games room
- Children's DVDs
- Farm animals nearby
Kids Activities nearby:
- YS Falls is 45 minutes away, 8 tiers of waterfalls with swimming pools
- Black River Safaris (age 4+, life jackets provided)
- Fishing trips for teens with local boat captains
Families Should Know:
Some of the rooms that are close to the sea aren’t really suitable for inquisitive kids who may wander off on their own. The sea has a powerful rip tide children and adults of all ages need to be aware of.
Special attention should be paid to children in the area of beach below Dougie's Bar and in front of the Three Bedroom Cottage, Mussels.
- Airport 2 hours
- Hospital: 30 minutes
- Doctor: 10 minutes